What's New, Bassman?

I moved again.  I am always moving, it seems.

More Than You Really Wanted To Know!

What do I look like? Here is an old picture of me.  I am older now, and my hair has grown long. 

My name is really Erik Jaeger Weber. Well, my name is Bassman also. I guess it depends on who you ask.

Here's my former bands, Thee Ahmish and Sofa King (riverratblues.com was under construction, last I checked).

I live in Mission Viejo, CA, USA with my girlfriend, Katya.  Oscor, my cat, will sit forever under a nice bush.

I like to Paint Pictures of Naked Women. It's a fairly rewarding hobby, if you think about it. You can see my Naked Women Paintings at AAA Electra 99 Co-op Art Gallery, Museum, and House of Cruddy Coffee in Anaheim most likely as soon as I can pay all the back rent I owe 'em.

My Dad lives in Washington.

My Mom is a painter in Connecticut. She paints real good.

My Sister draws stuff for children's magazines. She draws real good.

Bin o'Poems, Paintings, and Drawings by me.

• Ain't No Streetcars When I'm Down
  
• thee Bassman's Limerick
  
• Behind the Couch
  
• The Big Sad
  
• Bluebeard
  
• Boomerang
  
• Callusses On My Soul
  
• Chain with Green Eyes
  
• The Couch
  
• Describing You
  
• Dragon
  
• Fairy Tale Moon
• Hallowe'en in April
  
• Her Eyes
• The Hollow Eye Diner
  
• It
  
• The Jazz
  
• Jesus is a Girl
• Like a Wave
  
• Love
• Love Hallucination
• Mess a Vagina Bottle
• My Baby Loves Helicopters
  
• Nothing
  
• Pay Attention
  
• Pen Me Baby
  
• Piles of Lies
  
• Ride the Road Electric
• The Sight of You
  
• Six Lane Highway
  
• Song of Six Pence
  
• Smoke
  
• Sorry Ass Blues
  
• Squid
  
• Swell Yellow Shell
  
• Tao
  
• Tatoo
  
• This Poem Guaranteed Not To Rhyme
  
• The Time of Letting Go
• Walking My Dog In The Fog
  
• Waters of Love
  

• Faeries on my Porch
  Oil on canvas, 36"x49" (two panels).
  
• One Eyed Trouser Snake
  Oil on canvas, 36"x24". Possibly in the Closet at AAA Electra 99.
  
• Justice and the Light of Truth
  Oil on canvas, 30"x30".
  
• Brick
  Oil on canvas, pretty big. I forget what size exactly. The white areas are not on the painting, they are glare from the camera flash. No, they're not your hips ... yours are much sexier.
  
• The Gypsy Princess
  Oil on canvas, about 12" x 16". From the collection of my Mom. The stain in the middle is actually on the photograph, not the painting.
  
• study for Melancholie
  White pencil on black paper, about 6" x 9".
• study for Melancholie
  White pencil on black paper, about 9" x 13".
• study for Stacee Does Infocom
  White pencil on black paper, about 6" x 12".
• study for Bush
  White pencil on black paper, about 6" x 9".