Subject: LOBotomized while sleeping

So there I was in the room where I have all my plants (jades, some fruit
trees, etc..) smoking this pipe filled with some material that it was
understood Mr. LOB had provided.. I had headphones on and whatever was
playing was big ambient floaty noise stuff.. The sound was reeeaaaally
unusually enhanced and was producing synchronized distortions of my
vision.. The room started to roll about a little, like being on a boat
that was being tossed around in the water.. I stood up and nearly fell
trying to wobble to the window about 3 steps away. Knocking over plants in
the windowsill, I managaged to open the large window, outside of which Mr
Lob was reclined with a bong and what appeared at first to be a walkman
attached to headphones.. Upon closer inspection, the object was the smae
size and shape as a walkman, but had tiny (1/2cm) buttons all over the
surface.. hundreds of them, like little calculator buttons. I realized
that this was some musical instrument of some sort that he was playing,
and not a walkman at all.. So anyway, I ripped off my head set and threw
it and the walkman down by him, and then handing the pipe to him said
something like 'oh god.. I think you better keep the rest of this..'  At
that he mumbled something I couldnt make out and began to smoke.. I could
hear the sounds coming from my headphones that I had thrown down beside
him and they were making my head spin rapidly.. I staggered out the door
into the next room and, stumbling widely side to side, I painfully hit my
foot on something and that is when I woke up with startled.. at about
4:00pm est, today, 2/9/98: laughing, but still feeling dizzy sort of..

So thought I would thank Lob for the mad astral noise-toke.. That was
pretty impressive..  

- name witheld by request